the Stormgren FAQ

As often as I am the life of a party or other social gathering, I am confronted with a great number of questions. I don't always have time to respond, and would like to carve out a little space for these questions here, while you all wait on my next post (which should be finished by Wednesday). A few frequently asked questions:

What were you thinking?

When did your nose get like that?

What are you looking at, faggot?

Who told you about the party?

How does your penis get so big?

Are you okay?

Would you hold this drink for me while I go talk to someone else?

Would you step back a few inches?

Really?

Seriously?

Why don't you go wash that off?

Ummm... what?

What did you just say about my rugby shirt?

Why don't you clean that up before someone steps in it?

Wow, could you put your shirt back on?

Wanna go get a drink sometime? ........NOT

I know, I know. I didn't answer any of these, which kind of defeats the purpose of posting FAQ's. But one could argue that most of these questions were rhetorical and formed out of hatred or disgust rather than genuine curiosity. I hope it was entertaining and somewhat informative anyway. Mmmm... no I don't.

Still immature as your momma,
Craig